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  Micro-parents forum 微型家长座谈会

  Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"

  Dad: "What ah?"

  Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"

  Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"

  Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"

  儿子:“爸爸,星期五下午您有空吗?”

  爸爸:“什么事啊?”

  儿子:“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”

  爸爸:“什么叫微型家长座谈会?”

  儿子:“就是只有班主任,你和我参加!”

  He Won 他赢了

  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

  Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

  Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

  约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

  汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

  约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

  Cry

  "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

  "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

  "But has he finished his own cake?"

  "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

  "汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

  "没事儿,妈妈," 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

  "他已经吃完自己的了么?"

  "是的。" "我帮他吃完时,他也哭了。"

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