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幼儿英文简单小笑话带翻译

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  英文小笑话

  Expensive Price 昂贵的代价

  Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

  Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

  Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

  牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。

  母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

  牙科医生:是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了

  英文经典小笑话带翻译

  Wedding or Not结不结婚

  Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

  Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

  弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了,富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩,但“从不过热----见好就收”。一天他突发奇想,决定四处走走,去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

  他回来即叹道:“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了!”

  英文经典小笑话参考

  梦想Dream

  The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

  "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

  "Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

  "No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.

  农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生,“你为何要选择这个职业?”他问。 “我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元,就像我父亲一样。”这个学生回答说。 “你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。

  “没有,”这位申请人回答道,“他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。”

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