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少儿有趣的英语带翻译笑话

【英语笑话】 2019-09-12本文已影响

  英语笑话故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,下面就给大家分享一下英语笑话,喜欢的就收藏起来哦

  有趣的英语笑话阅读

  How Many Rabbits

  Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

  Jonathan: Nine, sir.

  Teacher: Nine?

  Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

  多少只兔子?

  老师:好,乔纳森,假如我给你三只兔子,第二天我又给你五只,你一共有多少只兔子?

  乔纳森:一共有九只,先生。

  老师:九只?

  乔纳森:先生,我本来就有一只。

  幽默的英语儿童笑话

  To Go to Heaven

  Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?

  Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.

  去天堂

  主日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来,把手举起来。。。你呢,哈里?你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗?

  哈里: 我去不了,因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。

  少儿英语带翻译笑话

  Improvement

  One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

  "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

  进步

  一位学生对另一位说:“你的英语 最近学的怎么样?”

  “很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”

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